Flashback

This was the morning we were leaving. I kept notes. We were parked in front of the house, car fully packed with belongings and kids. Mike wanted to take a shower after loading the car, so he went back into the house. We are not moving, just sitting there in front of the house.

5:58 am: "Luke's touching me!"--Stephen B.

6:02 am: "Mom, Stephen's touching things that don't belong to him!"--Luke

6:03 am: "Stop touching my butt! I'm getting the heebie-jeebies from sitting next to Luke."--Stephen B.

6:05 am: "I have a really good bladder."--Stephen B.

Good thing they were doing this on purpose, just to annoy me and stopped when Mike got in the car, or we would have arrived with two fewer children!