Shauna texted me this morning, telling me that she didn't need me to wake her up, since the woodpeckers had already done so. We talked about it this morning and Shauna's ideas were: 1. Call Animal Control. When I explained that Animal Control wouldn't come out to remove woodpeckers from our attic, she said, "well, what the heck are they there for, then?" (Good question, as there is a lot they won't do!) 2. "Dad can go in the attic and close up the hole. He can just swat at the birds if they try to attack him. Maybe he should use a pillow for head protection."
I'm thinking that Alex's ideas for getting rid of the woodpeckers might include poison and BB guns, seeing as he is losing quite a bit of sleep. As a teenager who can never get enough sleep, they are really making him suffer!
A post about Mother's Day and why I took my first sick day from work yesterday to follow.

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Poisoning or shooting woodpeckers is a federal offense, punishable by a $10,000 fine and a minimum of six months in jail.
I made that up but I really like woodpeckers, so I would opt for the "send Mike to the attic wearing a pillow hat" option.
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