Quote of the day

"They should make a candle called Italian Dinner."--Alex

Quote of the day

"I had a hummingbird experience."--Luke

(A hummingbird flew up to him, sniffed him (his words, not mine) and then flew away. He was wearing a red shirt.)

Quotes of the day

"You can't use flip flops as a reliable source of walking around."--Steven, commenting on the fact that Stephen B's mom told him he didn't need to bring gym shoes on a beach vacation.

"I smell a cat fight coming on. I'm allergic to cats, so please go in the basement."--JJ's comment to Denise and I when we were "arguing" during a game of dominoes.

"I don't have ADD, I'm just always multi-tasking."--Nick (who was apparently multi-tasking when he forgot to make us the promised and eagerly awaited bruschetta.)

Quote of the day

"Cool my bottom off, please."--Denise to Nick when she was sitting in the passenger seat of a car with air conditioned seats.

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"I always check mug shots on Friday. Friday is Mug-Shot-O-Rama."--Mike

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"I wish I could be like you, Wrigley, and just sit around the house and annoy Mom all day."--Luke

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"So you aren't doing your job as mother, again?"--Alex


(This was after he asked what we were having for dinner and I said, "I don't know, what are you making?")

Quote of the day. Kids These Days Edition.

Hannah: For homework, I have to write down ten abbreviations, like GTG (got to go), LOL (laughing out loud), BFF (best friends forever).

Shauna: WTF (If you don't know what that stands for, I guess you won't get the joke!)