Funny

Jack was telling Mike and I a story about his friend. Apparently they were all at a party at NIU and several of them were sleeping on the living room floor. Michael Summa (Jack's friend since kindergarten) farted really loudly and woke everyone in the room up, except one girl named Arcadia. Then Jack says, Michael's ass to wake ratio would have been better if Arcadia had woken up, too. Okay, that was mildly funny, but not the funniest part. So Mike then says to me, "Did you ever think, when we brought little Jackie home from the hospital, that the words "ass to wake ratio" would ever come out of his mouth? I couldn't stop laughing. This probably sucks in the re-telling, but I wanted to put it down for my own enjoyment in the future!