Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Me and Steven Tyler

Jack is washing the dishes today. Mark that on your calendars, it probably will never happen again. However, that is not what this post is about. It is about my obsession with Steven Tyler. My son, Steven, is named after him, which might not have been such a great idea since my Steven tends to take after Steven Tyler a bit too much. Maybe I should have named him after the Pope instead! That isn't what this post is about either, so I should get to the point.

Jack won't do dishes without listening to music so he brought down his ipod and some sort of thing that it clips into and plays out loud. After an Aerosmith song came on and I mentioned that I hadn't heard much Aerosmith lately so Jack set the ipod to play all Aerosmith. He then asked me if Steven Tyler had any venereal diseases. As much as I would love to have the opportunity to find that out first hand, I have no idea. I pointed out that we are talking about Steven Tyler, so I'm pretty sure he does.

Then I wondered out loud if Steven Tyler was out of rehab yet. Jack asked why he was in rehab and I said I thought that he was hooked on pain killers. I then suggested that maybe I should join him there because when I tried to stop taking my pain medicine (vicodin) cold turkey, I got really sick.

Don't worry, I am down to one vicodin a day and only have two left, so I'm pretty sure I won't be needing rehab!!! Although, if I find out that the rehab Steven Tyler is in accepts my insurance, I might just have to ask my doctor for a refill!!!

Disclaimer: If you are reading this and don't know me, I am totally joking. Well, except for the parts about Jack doing dishes and Steven being named after S.T.


Denise said...

Isn't he like 80 years old now???

P.S. If you go to rehab, let me know where you're going and I'll sign in, too. I have little stashes of pain meds all over the place; that's probably a sign of addiction, isn't it?? LOL Try to find a place with a pool. It would be an awesome vacation. Think about how much we'd laugh. Steven Tyler is probably too old to laugh.

Mom of 7 said...

That's it, you are so off my best friend list!!! He turned 60 on March 26, 2008.

If I go to rehab, you can bet it will have a pool and a hot tub. Of course, someone would probably have to help me get out, which would be embarrassing!

I REALLY need to get together with you so we can have one of our awesome laugh sessions, even if I can't breathe, I almost throw up, and my stomach hurts when we do! I haven't laughed like that in so long that I actually couldn't stop laughing last night over something no one else in the room even thought was funny, how sad. As you know, I laugh over weird things, such as ladles and breakfast meat!

I bet Steven Tyler can still laugh and I bet he would even pose for a picture for my Guys in Speedos collection!

Denise said...

Yes, but do you really WANT to see a 60-year-old in a speedo, even if it is Steven Tyler??? Come on, be honest! Maybe 30 years ago, but now???

BTW, Ian saw a picture of a guy in a speedo yesterday, and he immediately yelled, "NAKED!!!!" It's absolutely his favorite word!
You have to hear the way he says it to understand how funny it is. In other words, come over!!!!!!!!

Denise said...

P.S. You know I'll bribe you with breakfast meat and ladles if you come over!

Mom of 7 said...

LOL! Thanks for the great laughs. I was reading your replies to Jack and he even thought it was funny! If I had a few hundred spare dollars, I would be there in an instant!

Try to send me a video of Ian saying naked!

Denise said...

Yeah, I told Nick to put on his speedo and have his video camera ready!!!

We got some video today when Jadyn was getting changed, but Ian just didn't say "NAKED" with as much enthusiasm as usual. We'll keep trying. I'll just tell all of the kids to take their clothes off and we should get a good one. The only problem is, they'll never do it. I'll ask them, anyway, just so they can continue to believe that their mother is completely crazy.

Mom of 7 said...

Just make sure you tell Nick to be very careful about filming near mirrors, while wearing his speedo or HE will end up in my "Men in Speedos collection"!!!